The Day They Landed – JMA


They came peacefully, seeking the rarest gem in the cosmos.

“Please,” their spokesperson implored, “bring us the wisest of your kind.”

After much deliberation, humanity nominated an old, shriveled husk of a man and sent him out to the delegation. In hushed tones of reverence, they asked him one question.

“Deliver unto us the learnings of your kind – in three words.”

The ambassador pondered quietly for some time.

At last, he spoke the only truth he could.

“Go fuck yourselves.”

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